A simp.

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you. you are a simp

person 1: hey dude!
person 2: your a simp.

A simp. by The.best.memeist June 22, 2020

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A Simp

A Man/Woman that would do anything to get into someone's pants

Betty:I'm A Simp
Cash:B e g o n e. T H O T.
Betty:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A Simp by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

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A simp Named Crusader #5497

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him

A simp named crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?

A simp Named Crusader #5497 by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021

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a simp for john d

the guy everyone simps over, even your boyfriend

Chris: WOW I have a girlfriend but I'm a simp for John D

a simp for john d by paroledefinito November 28, 2020

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a.simp.for.everyone

A person on tiktok that doesn't know what to post and posts random content and simps for anime people

Person1:Hey do u like @a.simp.for.everyone
Person2:kinda they post random content

a.simp.for.everyone by 82647272837E March 28, 2021

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Bryce hall is a simp

Bryce Hall is a simp for Addison Rae. He is in love with her. If you want clear skin stan Braddison.

Bryce hall is a simp for Addison.

Bryce hall is a simp by Im.a.simp.4.hall November 2, 2020

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Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

Matty’s a simp by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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