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to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
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oh baby a triple

"Oh baby, a triple!" is a phrased coined by a child playing one of the Call Of Duty games. He happens to be wielding a sniper rifle during a round of ffa, and while camping comes across 3 people standing in a line. He fires, and headshots all 3 players, shortly after saying "Oh baby a triple! Oh yeah!" The term is commonly used among gaming communities, and it may be used as a literal term to describe a triple kill, or it would be used as sarcasm, to show someone their accomplishment wasn't very important.
"Just got a triple kill in call of duty!" "Oh baby a triple!"
"I just noscoped someone for the first time!

A triple tornado flip 

Putting two fingers in her pussy and spinning while spitting for the tornado effect.
Kyle:Bro what were you doing last night bro.
John:Doing a triple tornado flip in Nicks girl.
Kyle:Brrrrooooo I did that to her this morning.
Nick: what the fuck guys.

a-triple-s

Meaning to SHIT, SHAVE, and SHOWER
Person 1: You ready to go out?

Person 2: In a few minutes, I gotta take a-triple-s
a-triple-s by jack3684527 July 14, 2006

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

Pull a triple 

Releasing Fecal matter, Ejaculating, and either intentionally or involuntarily regurgitating the contents of the stomach simultaneously. A legendary move tricky to master.
Matthew: I heard DDD pulled a triple on some girl last night!

Jack: That's a amazing dude!

Aimee: I didn't enjoy being shat on, puked on and ejaculated on at once. Why did DDD pull a triple on me? It's because he's a legend and I now find myself more attracted to him.
Pull a triple by JankMindFuck December 29, 2010

A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness. 

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!