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a Rusty Venture 

A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.

The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."
a Rusty Venture by excuse for a prom November 28, 2010
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A Rusty Venture 

Is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore.
She gave me a Rusty Venture but it was so worth it.
A Rusty Venture by Oz Flowers November 25, 2010

A Rusty Venture 

To masturbate so much your penis gets red raw.
Yesterday I jerked off so much my dick is bleeding. I gave myself a Rusty Venture.
A Rusty Venture by r0nan November 24, 2010

A Rusty Venture 

jerkin' off so much your dick gets red and sore.............. as seen in the venture bros. , I believe this definition seems the most true of them all.
HOOKER: A rusty venture is when u ....... and then you....and then jerk them off with the poo.

BROCK SAMSON: That's not a rusty venture..... A rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable
A Rusty Venture by twenty-four November 25, 2010

A Rusty Venture 

A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.
"Last night I gave A Rusty Venture to Sherri". "Dude, you are nasty".
A Rusty Venture by Commanderjoker November 25, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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