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by Sydney brog December 26, 2016
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Being a Plant

Acting like a plant. Used to describe behavior in the classroom or workplace where one does not participate in any way, but instead just sits there, soaking up information.
My math class is easy as long as I pay attention during lecture. All this week I have done nothing but being a plant, soaking up my teacher's rays of enlightenment.
by Xloud February 14, 2008
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who gave my son a plant

no but like who gave my son a plant. he fucked it
by haydenÕwÕ November 2, 2019
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pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.
Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration
by ElCapitan November 3, 2004
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watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021
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Plant a tree

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load
friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!
by cuckinfunt September 6, 2017
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plant a tree

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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