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a dark comedy 

a lame comedy featuring all black people so black people feel obliged to se it and pretend that is was really really good.
Death at a Funeral was actually funny even though it was a dark comedy, damn we are gonna have to step it up now

R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman

A very unfunny movie that only middle aged women laugh at, especially moms.
Don't mind the noise in the background. That's not actually a chicken being strangled. It's just my mom laughing at some R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman.

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Pulling a Comedian  

Killing a woman that you got pregnant. Taken from the graphic novel Watchmen when the Comedian kills a woman in Vietnam he got pregnant.
"I got my girlfriend pregnant," said Billy
"Well, pulling a Comedian is the only thing you can do now," said Larry.
Pulling a Comedian by Oldglory February 7, 2009

Pulling a comey 

"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.
"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.

Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."