A^2 Syndrome

The "Alex Squared Syndrome". In other words, a syndrome that causes the individual to be late to EVERY event. It derived from both Alex's: DM & DB. You know you've got it when you're tired as heck, look a little high, or start arriving late to events in a consecutive sequence. You'll never be early, nor on time, once you've got the syndrome!

DM & DB arrive late to a band event.

DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!

DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!

DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!

by alealealejandro June 21, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.

Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...

by Meat Flavored Chalk January 29, 2010

Sonic adventure 2 syndrome

When the music in a film or video game is louder than the dialogue.

This movie has sonic adventure 2 syndrome

by BSAbradybunch August 03, 2020

2$Bill Syndrome

A culmination of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and dyslexia on top of a troubled childhood and early exposure to Donkey Shows and the less attractive aspects of the African Congo. Some have stated that he may have multiple personality disorder, but that cannot be confirmed. Unfortunately being that fucked in the head leads to random attacks with ships that were never meant to be built in that number, and a raging case of priapism which required him to drain the excess blood from his member with a turkey baster. The final diagnosis is rendered when the subject begins paying for everything with 2 dollar bills.

At first we thought he was a normal kid, but then he started showing signs of 2$Bill Syndrome. He tipped the strippers with 2 dollar bills and kept making beastiality referances which made the entire grade school uncomfortable

by Google [bot] September 07, 2010

Chris syndrome (2)

Chris syndrome is when a player of Vanilla Europa meets and has a conversation with one of 3 OG Chris'.

Symptoms of this syndrome is changing your nickname to have some sort of Chris in it (Eg. Chris2013)

My new nickname is Chris, don't judge I have Chris syndrome (2)

by ThinkingPopsicle March 01, 2021

Black Ops 2 Reload Sound Syndrome

When a Weapon Reload sound in a Video Game is Shared with most Weapons in the Game.

Marcus: "Damn the Reload sound in most guns in BO2 are the Same" this is an Example of Black Ops 2 Reload Sound Syndrome

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

2 party syndrome

a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.

examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"

by cheese toastie with pickles October 05, 2021