A^2 Syndrome

The "Alex Squared Syndrome". In other words, a syndrome that causes the individual to be late to EVERY event. It derived from both Alex's: DM & DB. You know you've got it when you're tired as heck, look a little high, or start arriving late to events in a consecutive sequence. You'll never be early, nor on time, once you've got the syndrome!

DM & DB arrive late to a band event.

DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!

DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!

DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!

by alealealejandro June 21, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.

Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...

by Meat Flavored Chalk January 29, 2010

Sonic adventure 2 syndrome

When the music in a film or video game is louder than the dialogue.

This movie has sonic adventure 2 syndrome

by BSAbradybunch August 2, 2020

2$Bill Syndrome

A culmination of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and dyslexia on top of a troubled childhood and early exposure to Donkey Shows and the less attractive aspects of the African Congo. Some have stated that he may have multiple personality disorder, but that cannot be confirmed. Unfortunately being that fucked in the head leads to random attacks with ships that were never meant to be built in that number, and a raging case of priapism which required him to drain the excess blood from his member with a turkey baster. The final diagnosis is rendered when the subject begins paying for everything with 2 dollar bills.

At first we thought he was a normal kid, but then he started showing signs of 2$Bill Syndrome. He tipped the strippers with 2 dollar bills and kept making beastiality referances which made the entire grade school uncomfortable

by Google [bot] September 6, 2010

Chris syndrome (2)

Chris syndrome is when a player of Vanilla Europa meets and has a conversation with one of 3 OG Chris'.

Symptoms of this syndrome is changing your nickname to have some sort of Chris in it (Eg. Chris2013)

My new nickname is Chris, don't judge I have Chris syndrome (2)

by ThinkingPopsicle March 1, 2021

Black Ops 2 Reload Sound Syndrome

When a Weapon Reload sound in a Video Game is Shared with most Weapons in the Game.

Marcus: "Damn the Reload sound in most guns in BO2 are the Same" this is an Example of Black Ops 2 Reload Sound Syndrome

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

Player 2 Syndrome

When playing a split screen game and you end up looking at the winners play area where you start to believe it's your screen. You eventually believe it's you who is winning or doing great and start to feel amazed with how good the game is going. At the end of the round or near it, you are flooded with embarrassment as you realize you have been staring at the wrong play area for an unknown amount of time thinking you were playing it where in reality your player has failed to advance. Could also happen in real life.

I thought I was finally getting the hang of things until the Player 2 Syndrome set in.

by thedjwcc February 11, 2022