by Resting my eyes September 21, 2020
like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 6, 2023
The equivalent of ‘resting bitch face’ for an animal. Often seen on cats when it looks like they are angry, irritated, or about to attack you, but they’re actually relaxed and it’s just their face.
“Omg your cat is so angry, I’m scared it will attack me”
“Nah they’re all good, it’s just their resting fluff face, they are super friendly really!”
“Nah they’re all good, it’s just their resting fluff face, they are super friendly really!”
by Lasherbradley January 4, 2022
by LocalOldMan November 4, 2019
Him: Why does Tina act so bitchy when you feed her dry dog food
Her: she's not bitchy she just has Resting Poutface.
Her: she's not bitchy she just has Resting Poutface.
by Elkcorn October 11, 2020
The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021
by Marble1779 January 1, 2018