An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
by RealNiggaPete August 8, 2015
Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.
by Saveme222 July 23, 2008
Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.
by Cherrynova33 October 30, 2015
A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.
by cakenflies October 8, 2003
noun/adjective
Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.
Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.
Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.
Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.
by IMBETTERTHANROB August 14, 2011
by Stande07 November 17, 2016
A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
by Neonatrias November 1, 2009