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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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lorna shore

A DEATH Metal, Deathcore band from New Jersey, that makes creepy horror songs, when some people listen to them they think their satanic but when others listen to them they think that they are not satanic. Lorna Shore is NOT a satanic band.
Wow I just listened to this band called Lorna Shore and they are FUCKING awesome, they are way too FUCKING heavy.
by Stygimoloch June 11, 2018
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loren smith

A gorgeous, beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She can make you laugh and make you smile when you really don’t want to. When she falls in love, she will love them with her whole world. And when you gain her trust, you don’t want to lose it.
Hey who’s that over there? She’s beautiful!

That’s Loren Smith, she will steal your heart!
by Emma Foxon January 3, 2018
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lorene scarfaira

Lorene Scarfaira is a talented screenwriter and director. She pulls off high intellect, swagger, and beauty.
Person 1: “Hey did you see that Lorene Scarfaira?”

Person2: “Yes, she was winning an award for her brilliant directing!”
by coolcoolcoollol January 11, 2021
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alyssa loren soliz

alyssa loren soliz is the prettiest of all people ever. she has lots of fans and even fanart. she has cool hair. alyssa loren soliz is fruity
person 1: have you seen alyssa loren soliz today?
person 2: yes. she looked so so cutie and fruity.
by septumstrawberrybunny November 1, 2021
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