Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

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When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

lorna shore

A DEATH Metal, Deathcore band from New Jersey, that makes creepy horror songs, when some people listen to them they think their satanic but when others listen to them they think that they are not satanic. Lorna Shore is NOT a satanic band.

Wow I just listened to this band called Lorna Shore and they are FUCKING awesome, they are way too FUCKING heavy.

lorna shore by Stygimoloch June 11, 2018

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loren smith

A gorgeous, beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She can make you laugh and make you smile when you really don’t want to. When she falls in love, she will love them with her whole world. And when you gain her trust, you don’t want to lose it.

Hey who’s that over there? She’s beautiful!

That’s Loren Smith, she will steal your heart!

loren smith by Emma Foxon January 3, 2018

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lorene scarfaira

Lorene Scarfaira is a talented screenwriter and director. She pulls off high intellect, swagger, and beauty.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that Lorene Scarfaira?”

Person2: “Yes, she was winning an award for her brilliant directing!”

lorene scarfaira by coolcoolcoollol January 11, 2021

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alyssa loren soliz

alyssa loren soliz is the prettiest of all people ever. she has lots of fans and even fanart. she has cool hair. alyssa loren soliz is fruity

person 1: have you seen alyssa loren soliz today?
person 2: yes. she looked so so cutie and fruity.

alyssa loren soliz by septumstrawberrybunny November 1, 2021

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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