Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

lorna shore

A DEATH Metal, Deathcore band from New Jersey, that makes creepy horror songs, when some people listen to them they think their satanic but when others listen to them they think that they are not satanic. Lorna Shore is NOT a satanic band.

Wow I just listened to this band called Lorna Shore and they are FUCKING awesome, they are way too FUCKING heavy.

lorna shore by Stygimoloch June 11, 2018

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loren smith

A gorgeous, beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She can make you laugh and make you smile when you really don’t want to. When she falls in love, she will love them with her whole world. And when you gain her trust, you don’t want to lose it.

Hey who’s that over there? She’s beautiful!

That’s Loren Smith, she will steal your heart!

loren smith by Emma Foxon January 3, 2018

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lorene scarfaira

Lorene Scarfaira is a talented screenwriter and director. She pulls off high intellect, swagger, and beauty.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that Lorene Scarfaira?”

Person2: “Yes, she was winning an award for her brilliant directing!”

lorene scarfaira by coolcoolcoollol January 11, 2021

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alyssa loren soliz

alyssa loren soliz is the prettiest of all people ever. she has lots of fans and even fanart. she has cool hair. alyssa loren soliz is fruity

person 1: have you seen alyssa loren soliz today?
person 2: yes. she looked so so cutie and fruity.

alyssa loren soliz by septumstrawberrybunny November 1, 2021

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Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs TO Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025

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Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025

Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025 by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

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