trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

by DJP August 23, 2003

trouser chili

The result of releasing diarrhea in the pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but instead I served up some trouser chili

by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 27, 2003

trouser brownie

A dookie in the pants

The young man was afraid to leave his seat, as he'd recently uncorked a monster trouser brownie.

by Trouserlicious October 21, 2006

Trouser bogey

A globule of vaginal discharge found in a ladies knickers, thick and sticky like large bogey or lump of snot.
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"

"I got to third base with Sarah but when I pulled my hand out her knickers there was a huge Trouser bogey stuck to my fingers"

by The Yorkshire stripper July 3, 2018

Trouser Mudd

The unintended release of fecal matter in one’s pants resulting from an attempted fart.

Joe tried to squeak one out but ended up with butt full of trouser mudd.

Stan went to scratch his ass only to discover a finger full of trouser mudd.

by Ed Moose November 12, 2007

trouser slam

What you can get at Dennies for only $5.99.

Trone " Where yous gone to ?"

Antoine " Man,I's goin to Dennies,dey got that trouser slam goin on"

Trone "Say Haw "

by Bosorat McFudgenutts December 2, 2006

Trouser Towel

The act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs.

Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬

Person 1: Hey dude, did you use that hand dryer?

Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.

Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!

by TommyK1993 July 16, 2010