When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 24, 2023
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When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.
Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...
by AnderTheEnderWolf October 21, 2017
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A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.
Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.
by NMLobokid September 25, 2016
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A term used by haters to define a black male who always no matter what put hens (women) in the hen house (sleeps with) with his dynamic swagger.
Hater 1: Uh oh, here comes super rooster, hide ya bitch!

Hater 2: Yeah man I better keep my girl away from him. I know she gonna let dude SMASH!

Hater 1: Man he don't say much to them hoes, he just eye fuck the shit out of them and the next thing you know he SMASHIN!
by stinkmeaner March 21, 2008
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Some one who strokes cock.
He's such a rooster wrestler.
by Jblak April 22, 2017
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