Keith

Usually sexy. They're older than their girlfriends. They usually either have blonde, brown, or black hair. Normally curly. They are tan. They treat women with respect. When his friends say "bros before hoes" he corrects them that its his girlfriend first. She's his priority. He loves to party. Weed, alcohol and girls and he's set. He likes having people's exes. He's very outgoing and loud.

"Did you see him? He must be a Keith."

by RockYourNight June 4, 2013

Keith

They are usually sarcastic yet also uncomfortable around most people in their life. Normally they will have either brown eyes or brown hair. They are polite to only certain people that they care about. Trusting no one, Keiths are normally paranoid and deep in their own thoughts. They are very likely to be successful, but they are dangerous to be around.

Keiths are usually the scariest people you could meet. (only in my opinion)

by Kim Jean May 30, 2018

Keith

Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.

From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"

by bluhluhluhschning August 9, 2011

The Keith

to eat out a female with chunks of food stuck in your braces

Kenny was doing the Keith to Maia and Maia had some leftovers in her vagina the next morning.

by Chris & Maia July 14, 2002

keith

To alter a substance.

Jeremy just keithed my dr. P by putting malt vinegar in it!

by mavro May 29, 2007

Keith

A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.

That Keith kid is as described.

by Keith9786 December 25, 2012

Keith

Reference to cocaine. Named after Keith Hernandez of the 1986 New York Mets who was rumored to be a cocaine user.

You got any Keith?

by McSorely's September 22, 2008