a stupid over-worn piece of clothing that has taken over the human race.
Joe: wow, did you realize that everyone in this room from that baby to that old man is wearing jeans?

Fred: yeah, so?

Joe: i mean, don't you think its weird that like, everybody wears jeans like every day?

Fred: i don't care, their comfortable. I mean, what are people supposed to wear?

Joe: forget it.
by synnical_sue September 6, 2009
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An annoying woman that is usually married to another annoying person named Stephen. They get mad very easily. She is either a teacher or a substitute, and will not listen to a student even if the kids idea is better than her own idea. She has long curly hair, and is average height.
Jean is soooooooooo annoying. Whenever i see her i want to barf
by Jean = mean June 3, 2019
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An article of clothing for people with TWO legs. It was made popular during the California Gold rush in the United States. A jean is awesome because it typically fits the contours of a person's butt, be it lumpy, skinny, or "just right". Sometimes really ghetto people will wear jeans that are exceptionally baggy... these people often get shot for doing dumb things like carrying marijuana, heroin, oxycontin, crack-cocaine, etc. in their JEANS. A jean is so ubiquitious that babies have often times replaced their teddy bears with a jean. Now babies all across the world sleep heavenly as they grasp tightly onto their jean.
by SKimmy Milk? February 1, 2009
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1. To jean, meaning to go, leave, vacate or exit.
2. To go jean meaning to go under, white, west or in some cases just feeling sad
1. "Let's jean the scene", "Dave already jeaned"
2. "Smoking that massive spliff after all those beers sent me completely jean", "I've been going jean all week"
by JeanLukePickard February 17, 2017
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Know-it-all prick who thinks he's right but is really not.
He's such a Jean don't listen to him he doesn't know what he's saying!
by Holo sexual August 30, 2017
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A very, very self-centered and arrogant person. If it's a girl, she has to get what she wants or else she'll get super mad at you. She always blames everything on you. If upyou make a super small mistake to her, the whole world will fall down. She has a small good side, but her bad side is even stronger. Don't cross paths with her- you'll regret it the minute you start.
Jean." Oh, hi!" ( this is her nice side)
A month later...
Jean:" why did u embarrass me in front of them? "
You:" Jean, u always blame everything on everyone."
Jean:*walks away*
by ~anonymousnametruth May 31, 2017
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1. French pronunciation of "jean on jean". Pronounced "zhahn on zhahn"
2. a clothing ensemble of at least two denim pieces
3. a person wearing jeans and a jean jacket or shirt
4. alternately, "Canadian Tuxedo," "Mexican Tuxedo,"
1. (Sarcastic) Check out your boyfriend over there... jean en jean, lookin' good!
2. ZOMG, I'm so embarassed! My dad is wearing jean en jean!
by Lumerian March 9, 2009
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