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by Jzy23 May 9, 2020
A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
by Arrival_ July 18, 2020
Gordon is absolute. Gordon is pure. Gordon is life. Without a gordon, there would be no life. He's the equivialent to a Kent. He's the creator of love.
by BigTronco February 20, 2020
Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger
All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
by The ultimate shagger January 5, 2020
The most funny, smart, pretty, and kind, girl you'll ever meet. She is a really huggable person and is way too good at Arsenal. Avery Gordon also has a really cute smile and the softest hair a person can have. She is really good person to talk to if you ever want to vent about your problems or just talk to in general because of how funny and likeable she is. Her cats Dewey and Katniss are the two most adorable creatures on planet earth that she loves with all her heart. She is a once in a lifetime experience, If you find an Avery Gordon never let her go. Her caring and understanding personality makes her a great girlfriend have.
by bread and milk February 28, 2021