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Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.
'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'
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by whatleydude June 30, 2016
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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Someone who is really bloody useless or a liar and generally a waste of space.
He is β€˜a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!
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by Rascal G September 29, 2019
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