A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.
"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.
by Gaietyy June 22, 2009
Straight up the best looking guy around town! A very lovable person that can always make you happy Gets all the women no doubt about it.Hes so great he would make you happy day and night 24/7 Hes a guy you should keep as a friend Hes known to have a Di*k hes not loved by older groups or large groups but can get around smoothly by him self very romantic guy known to be good at sports ect.ping pong baseball basketball boxing and tennis
by William boland December 13, 2017
James Boland is a typicall little dickhead who likes men with long hair. He usually has a Mac and has brown (receding hair line) hair. He will be bald in 10 years maximum.
by James Boland March 29, 2016
by therealbolanderdick October 11, 2009
1.When standing or sitting, the top of your ass crack is exposed.
2. When something is mediocre at best or not completely terrible, but not good.
2. When something is mediocre at best or not completely terrible, but not good.
I was working on an important project for a customer, but I was constantly getting bolanding in all sorts of directions from customer specific problems to music of the 90s.
by aegisguy September 16, 2022
by smellyermawyabam😘 November 15, 2022