A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.
"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.
by Gaietyy June 22, 2009