When I was at my gf Jenny's family reunion andshe did the 96 position on me because I threw up on her mom's favorite cat.
by Ifrit the Aurora A.K.A. The Super Duper Magic Pole Grinder March 21, 2006
When a dude has a drunk hook up and he goes down to eat out a girl and then decides he wants a blow job too so he rotates around so he is face fucking her mouth hole with his asshole on her nose.
by Calvin Schiraldi May 11, 2005
1.) The opposite of a sixty-nine (69). When two people suck on each others's brown eye or anus or asshole.
by taker May 13, 2006
Similar to 69, 96 consist of 2 people having secks. But the twist is that they are not facing each other and they are upside down. They rub their asses to the back of the other's head, while they masterbate them selves.
by Amador & Lucas October 26, 2006
by glencoe wanna bes December 7, 2004
the act of two men laying on their backs with a double sided Dildo going into each of their asses, while masturbating
Josh: dude, that 96 last night was so painful I enjoyed it.
Jason: yeah me too, I even came twice as much as normal.
Jason: yeah me too, I even came twice as much as normal.
by SlashBeeSlash September 4, 2008
A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!
by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016