Rule 96

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A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!

Rule 96 by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016

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Rule 96

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

Rule 96 by compustrat December 14, 2010

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Rule 965

When Nikita is breaking the law by being too pretty

Omg! Nikita is breaking Rule 965

Rule 965 by TheUnscrambler February 8, 2023

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rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic.

Hey, I let you borrow my hot glue gun! Rule 964!

rule 964 by Joe shoho November 30, 2023

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rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.

I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964

rule 964 by Vic rock November 30, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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