Rule 96

A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!

by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016

Rule 96

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

by compustrat December 14, 2010

Rule 965

When Nikita is breaking the law by being too pretty

Omg! Nikita is breaking Rule 965

by TheUnscrambler February 8, 2023

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic.

Hey, I let you borrow my hot glue gun! Rule 964!

by Joe shoho November 30, 2023

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.

I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964

by Vic rock November 30, 2023