Normally one of the following:

1. Something cowards call when they can't handle someone themselves and are easily offended.

2.A life saver
1. A 350 pound guy, his friend and girlfriend couldn't beat up James when he told them what they needed to hear so they dialed 911 and cops arrested him.

2. My brother dialed 911 when I was choking on food and I was rushed to the Hospital and released the next day.
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1. A number you dial when there is an emergency, or if you are a duh-weeb, when you want to ask a question or report something that happened last week.

2. A Porche.

3. A frequent misspelling of 9/11, which stands for September 11, 2001.
If someone just now stole your 911 (2), by all means call 911 (1), but if it went missing during 9/11, (correct spelling of 3), go stand in line like everybody else.
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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1) The day that the United States government finally topped the Kennedy assasination in scale of lies it has the ability to sell to it's own citizens, in order to get funding and backing for a war we didn't need against a people who did nothing to merit the invasion in the first place.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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A very easy subtraction problem. Doesn't even require a calculator if your IQ is above 30.
Teacher: What's 9-11?
Student: -2
by fuck america April 19, 2005
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The date that millions of people died and it was sad as fuck
fuck isis for 911
by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016
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1.) A number you call in an emergency and ONLY in an emergency!!!

- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house

However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)

2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.

3.) Also refers to September 11th.
1.) 911: 911, whats your emergency?
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...

2.) A 911 porche.

3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)
by Dewit June 01, 2009
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