by Annoying Piece of Shit? April 08, 2021
by Ilovedrink November 17, 2021
by Pancake Hippo August 04, 2023
An 8-9-10 battle, also referred to as an HP battle, is a form of competitive gooning/wank-battling typically played on Discord direct messages.
When two people have an HP battle, they must first agree on how much HP each player begins with, commonly a multiple of 50. Players will take turns sending eachother NSFW pictures, and the person who recieves the picture must rate it 1 to 10. When rating an image, the number it is rated is subtracted from the player's HP. The loser is the player who reaches 0 first. The punishment for losing is to be agreed upon at the beginning of the match.
If the player rates the image an 8, the player who sent the image may ask a question to them that they must answer.
If the image is rated a 9, the person who sent the image takes an extra turn. The image sent during the extra turn will be ranked normally, but the 8-9-10 effect will not be added.
If the image is rated a 10, both the 8 and 9 effects will be done.
The rules may be edited by the players as much as they want, but when the battle starts, they must stay to the rules they decided and agreed with.
When two people have an HP battle, they must first agree on how much HP each player begins with, commonly a multiple of 50. Players will take turns sending eachother NSFW pictures, and the person who recieves the picture must rate it 1 to 10. When rating an image, the number it is rated is subtracted from the player's HP. The loser is the player who reaches 0 first. The punishment for losing is to be agreed upon at the beginning of the match.
If the player rates the image an 8, the player who sent the image may ask a question to them that they must answer.
If the image is rated a 9, the person who sent the image takes an extra turn. The image sent during the extra turn will be ranked normally, but the 8-9-10 effect will not be added.
If the image is rated a 10, both the 8 and 9 effects will be done.
The rules may be edited by the players as much as they want, but when the battle starts, they must stay to the rules they decided and agreed with.
"Yo bro wanna have a goon battle?"
"8-9-10 battle?"
"sure! 100 HP and you can't send furry rule 34!"
"nuh uh lets do 150 hp"
"fine"
"8-9-10 battle?"
"sure! 100 HP and you can't send furry rule 34!"
"nuh uh lets do 150 hp"
"fine"
by zyxwv666 June 13, 2025