Wednesday nights at Shampoo nightclub in Philly. Known as Nocturne Wednesday. The main room has industrial/goth music but theres another room for just 80s music.
Justin: "Yo man you going to 80s night tonight?"
Eric: "Yeh! Get over here before we go."
Every tuesday night an event at the Pirates Cove where Justin goes to get jumped and I sit at home and sulk 'cause I'm only 17 and can't go yet.
"We're going to 80's night tonight"
"I cant believe you'd ditch me for that"
"get a fake id"
"well I guess I could use my brother's old one"
"do it, dude"
"Yeah, but then itd say I'm 22 and I could barely pass for 15."
"shitty"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"