A long, thin, flying coffin made by McDonnel Douglas. Exists in a number of poisonous variants such as the MD-82. Appalling deep-stall characteristics, ludicrously high landing speed even with full flap, and delightful flame-out prone engines. The design was originated by the Japanese in 1944 as a Kamikaze weapon, but was deemed too unstable and unsafe. Makes pilots wish they were flying something safe and stable, like one of the early Illyushins.

"What the hell's that noise ?"

"Oh, just an MD-80 clawing its way to V1"
by Eighth of Seven August 23, 2008
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1. Highly intoxicating.

2. Skilled / well done

3. The best in field.
"When in come the rhymes known as the 80 proof" -- Toadstool
by PAPI_PERREAME April 24, 2005
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Trusty old boat shaped landcruiser, most commonly known as a Nissan recovery vehicle because their turbo 4.2 (1hdt) is a lot more reliable than the Nissan kettle.

Commonly referred to as a cruiseship because of the large amount of body roll it has

Nissan drivers always bag the mighty Toyota 80 series because they’re jealous that they don’t own one
That patrol is stuck in the mud, better get him out with my trusty 80 series
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When shooting darts if you land all 3 of your darts into the triple 20 slot on the dart board you have just scored a Ton-80.
One dart into the triple 20 slot and then the additional 2 more darts into the same slot/scoreboard is 3 X 20 making it 180 score.

It is the highest score you can get when shooting darts.

Many strive for this score in a dart match.
I have played on dart teams for 10 years and I have thrown ton-80's when it was my turn to play.
You must score this ton-80 all in one turn at the board.

You have to throw 3 darts when it is your turn. So you only have the turn on your team to score this high score.
You can not throw one 60 and then in another turn throw another 60. To get that ton-80 you must throw all 3 darts in one turn.
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A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.
Real M-80s were so strong that the military used them to simulate grenade explosions.
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Something rad that is the epitome of what made the 80s so amazing.
The ridiculous fashion of Madonna and Michael Jackson wore back in the day was incredibly 80s-tastic and influenced much of the amazing clothing found during that period.
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