Definitions by Sharzak

cartman 

Cartman is super happy fun joy time awexome!!! He's on the show South Park and is the fat kid who always gets made fun of.

Cartman: Kyle, your mom's a bitch!
Kyle: Stop being a fatass Cartman.

cartman by Sharzak July 18, 2008

500 

A term for breaking even, used in gambling and sports win/loss records.

Our team went 500 because our record was 16-16.

500 by Sharzak October 5, 2005