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Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.
Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
4/13 by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Revelations 4:13-26 

And ye, the Lord said unto Jeremy “I got a blumpkin in a waffle house bathroom in Picayune, Mississippi by a middle-aged, slightly overweight, high school lunch attendant named Miss Rose.”
I love reading the bible. Revelations 4:13-26 Is my favorite verse.

1 Corinthians 13:4-8 

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Love does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
A French slang expression combining *13 (treize)* and *4 (four)*, pronounced like “Très Fort” in French, meaning “very strong”, “amazing”, or “awesome”.
It’s a wordplay mixing French and English, used especially on social media.
- This beat is 13 4 !
- That move was 13 4, bro!
13 4 by Unyktoo October 14, 2025

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This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.
I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.

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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!