3 Weeks

A unit of measurement that serves as a placeholder for any length of time needed to accomplish a goal or complete a task when you do not know how long it will actually take.

Boss: I need those tax documents on my desk before the end of this quarter, Billy!
Billy: Sorry Sir, I can get them to you within 3 weeks.
Boss: ... You're fired, Billy.

3 Weeks by Zinaal_Kriid September 20, 2020

3 weeks

A time when a boy doesn’t talk to you or “ghosts” you for 3 weeks.

“He’s pulling a 3 weeks, should we break up?”

3 weeks by Sunflowers45 July 8, 2019

3 weeks

The standard amount of time you will be ghosted for following jokingly calling them fat, which they seemed to take in good humor at the time

Me: You’re fat
Them: 3 weeks bruh

3 weeks by U_hurt_my_feelz November 13, 2023

3 Week Rule 

The rule that states that if an individual has left an item at a friend's house that hasn't been moved or used within a 3 week period: then that item may be used by the household's occupants as an improvised ashtray.

Nathan: "Dude I was gonna make a coffee why the shit is my coffee mug full of ash and cigarette ends?"

Billy: "3 week rule man you have plenty of time you move it or use it"

Nathan: "I was in hospital I was in a fucking car crash you dick!"

3 Week Rule by Hamster_Jelly February 10, 2017

3 day weekend!

Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.

"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."

"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"

3 day weekend! by gruvinci June 22, 2006

3 a week ultimatum 

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.

After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.

3 a week ultimatum by Ryan331 December 9, 2023

3.5 day weekend

when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Bob: Have you seen Jim?
Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You'll have to catch him on Tuesday.

3.5 day weekend by NathanZ June 13, 2007