by Andre1120 November 5, 2021
When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
by To_the_Victor November 27, 2019
by dhdunfbdudjnshdorkns December 2, 2022
If you’re a boy write ur girlfriend a paragraph telling them how much you appreciate them and how amazing they are
by crunchiecooch December 2, 2020
People who were born in 2nd December are really funny, pretty and flirty. They are usually the youngest in their friend group.
by Random girl in the world July 2, 2021
On December 2nd you decline the request from your girlfriend of handing your hoodie to her for this day.
by MasterGinna November 24, 2021
december 2nd is a day where you go touch some grass because your lonely and youve been inside too long
Me: hey hows your day today
Friend: *minecraft eating asmr noise*
Me: mhm well up looks like you need to go touch some grass
Friend: *breaks a block of grass in minecraft*
Me: *face palm*
Friend: what day is it?
Me: december 2nd
Friend: oh alr *goes outside and touches grass*
Friend: *minecraft eating asmr noise*
Me: mhm well up looks like you need to go touch some grass
Friend: *breaks a block of grass in minecraft*
Me: *face palm*
Friend: what day is it?
Me: december 2nd
Friend: oh alr *goes outside and touches grass*
by qwqwqwqwqwqwqwqwq December 2, 2021