this is the day mimis dumbass cousin was born. SHES SO PRETTY THO BYE everyone born on january 26 is so pretty PLS
by mimi xo December 13, 2020
“Hey guys” I exclaimed, “it’s January 26!, the day to honor the people who died in the helicopter crash!”
by Queen Of K’s January 28, 2020
If you were born on this day and you are someones little sister you are a karen and a little shit. You probably fuck with your brother's life and snitch on them.
by TheBaddestBitch33 December 13, 2021
by Tik tok gurl January 27, 2020
january 26 is the worst day you could have your bday on. If your birthday is on january 26 you should probably change that
by Caroline4444 October 29, 2019
The worst day to be born, anyone born on this day is an absolute fucking moron
Being born on this day is fucking embarrassing and idiotic
Being born on this day is fucking embarrassing and idiotic
by Stoopid One January 14, 2021
January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.
hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day
by junijixx07 January 24, 2022