September 24

The one day it’s legal to punch a bitch.

Joe:Its September 24 I’m going to punch Karen be right back
Ben:I’m going to punch Lisa too see you later.

by Septembermk November 4, 2019

September 24

national give your bf/gf a kiss day!

it's september 24, i have to kiss _____

by teheecrackhead September 23, 2019

september 24

people who are born on september 24 is considered to be very honest, cute and funny they are very fun to be with.

being born in september 24 is very lucky!

by Faye is me January 17, 2021

September 24

National get rammed day.

G: I’m off to go and get rammed guys

Us: Why?
G: It’s September 24th

by NC1997 October 19, 2019

September 24

make out with any guy whose name starts with a T or S.

oh happy september 24 *starts making out with him*

by sevii.ego October 19, 2020

September 24

National make fun of your short friends day

Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, you’re a fucking gremlin

by January Peep November 8, 2019

September 24

National Masturbation day is where you go inside the girls locker room day where you grab a vsco girls hydro flask and shove it inside your bootyhole.

Omg it’s September 24 get your dildo ready!

by fuckmypussydaddyganggang October 23, 2019