by Klompfer May 13, 2022
by Sirjojo April 6, 2023
Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)
At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)
At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “Marinara” Incident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
by sunnA sunU September 30, 2022
It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
by The other floob November 7, 2021
It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
the September 10th day was marked by Guestdremurr doing a unfunni joke to REDACTED, the joke was about REDACTED and it resulted in guest's ban
by epicxgamerx232323xx January 20, 2023
It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
by The other floob November 8, 2021