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The year of sensitive people. Literally say something, and someone, somewhere, somehow will get offended. Something doesn't go the way it was expected, somebody freaks out. Say something considered slander, somebody freaks out. Also full of petitions, politics, devastating terrorism, media, and more.
Person 1: "Gay"
Person 2: "I'm calling the police, starting an online petition to have you arrested, and obtaining a lawyer to sue"
Person 1: "WTF?! Oh right... it's 2016"
by iSmartzer June 12, 2016
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The year where, well, I actually can't tell you anything. Guys, no one knows when the damn Armageddon or The End will happen. No one. Not even scientists. You just have to wait and see. But I'm pretty sure the human race will still exist billions of years from now.
Guy 1: Dude. The end is coming in 2016!!
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up.
by TheAnonymousBitch June 16, 2015
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Apparently the year where everything is allowed, and at the same time frowned upon, also know as the year where all of humanity will end, because if we freak out about a guy-girl wants to use a different restroom, all hell breaks loose. But Donald Trump can run for president and we were all "but this girl wants to use a guy's bathroom AND OH MY GOD CALL 911 AND THGE POPE AND SATAN... but you now, the oil crisis is fine, I don't care that we will run out of resources. I also don't care that Kaitlyn Jenner, WON THE F*CKING PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD, INSTEAD OF A DOCTOR, WHO IS THIS CLOSE TO CURING CANCER!" The year where you can't say fag, but 1,000,000 white kids can say the N word, and thats fine.
Dan: Hey man, I just say this one black guy doing a flip...
Hazel sky water fall: OH MY GOD, ITS AFRICAN-AMERICAN YOU, CIS GENDER,WHITE,MIDDLE-CLASS,FEMALE SUPPRESSING, GLASS-ROOF, DICK HAVING,GENDER ASSUMING BUTT PLUG. ITS 2016 YOU DICK.
Dan: my fault for living I guess
Hazel sky water fall: it is.
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1) Intransitive: To die suddenly and unexpectedly.

2) Transitive: To kill brutally and remorselessly.
1) "My Tercel up and 2016'ed right there on Highway 21."
2) "I don't have a green thumb. I just 2016 all my plants."
by VeggieMeister December 28, 2016
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The year where people will be offended by pretty much... everything.

The early-2000s born, mouthbreathing, iphone crazed idiots are finally coming of age with the sole objective of ruining everything good.
"God, that car looks so gay."

15 year old: uhhMMM EXcuusSE ME IT IS 2016 PLEASE DO NOT uSE HOmOFObIC sLURS TO EXPREss DISGUsT OMG THat IS so TRIGGERING !!!!!

"The fuck is wrong with you..."
by George Washingmachine October 13, 2015
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The year that should not be mentioned in polite company.
*2034*

Carl: Teacher Wilson, why isn't 2016 in the history textbook?

Wilson: Quiet Carl, we don't talk about 2016.
by Unkempt Harold November 12, 2016
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A time of horror and destruction. When most went wrong. Everyone knows it.

One may find themselves coming out off it like a shipwreck.
"Soo many ppl died in 2016!"
"Ya , I know ppl who died from suicide, cancer, Iraq, Iran, etc, raped, beaten, deportation, starvation , oil water, murder,massacre, bombing and even a hoverboard! "
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by Red derrrr January 11, 2017
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