October 1st

Stranger 1: Why are you holding my hand
Stranger 2: it’s October 1st

by Snoopers October 1, 2023

Today is your mom is a hoe and she lokes sucking toes because its october 1st

by Shifty999 September 27, 2023

October 1st is the National Get Your Partener Out for Coffee Day, meaning that you have to go out for coffee or a date no matter the circumstances.

Gf: Hey, it's October 1st!
Bf: and?
Gf: You don't know?
Bf: No, what is it
Gf: We're breaking up.

by TsukiiLmao September 17, 2022

Wow it’s October 1st yk what that means…National girlfriends day so go love on your girlfriends

by Bitchimafuckyoubup October 1, 2023

Get your a$$ to Panama, I wanna “hang out”

Person 1: hey guess what day it is.
Person2: October 1st?

by Who-tf-knows September 30, 2020

The day where u have to go talk to ur crush and hold his/hers hand 😮 💨

Krystal:Heyy Tomorrow is October 1st

Elisa :yeah so?
Krystal: so u gotta go talk to ur crush 😪

by fell-in-luv September 30, 2021

Someone who is just downright mentally disabled. Probably named Jackson. They aren't funny, but think they are. There peak was 100% in Middle School.

"When is your birthday?"
"October 1st"
"That makes sense"

by LegendOfSagg September 15, 2020