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`1QAZ2WSX3EDC 4RFV 5TGB 6YHN 7UJM 8IK,9OL.0P;-['=]/ 

Up and down on keyboard, hitting all keys, including Caps Lock. It ends when you hit Enter. Boredom has killed you.
`1QAZ2WSX3EDC 4RFV 5TGB 6YHN 7UJM 8IK,9OL.0P;-'=/

`1qaz2wsx 3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm 8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\7410/8520*963.-+ 

You are extremely bored and move diagonally on every direction on your keyboard with number lock. `1qaz2wsx 3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm 8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\7410/8520*963.-+
`1qaz2wsx 3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm 8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\7410/8520*963.-+

`1qaz2sx3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm8ik,ol.0p;./-['=]7410/8520*963.-+ 

A fucking dumbass who just says `1qaz2sx3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm8ik,ol.0p;./-'=7410/8520*963.-+ for no reason
get a `1qaz2sx3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm8ik,ol.0p;./-'=7410/8520*963.-+ mug fo- no shut the fuck up
BRUH WTF I DIED `1qaz2sx3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm8ik,ol.0p;./-'=7410/8520*963.-+.

`1qaz2sx3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm8ik,ol.0p;./-['=]7410/8520*963.-+ 

you know what
fuck you

*proceeds to make a whole fucking paragraph*
`1qaz2sx3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm8ik,ol.0p;./-'=7410/8520*963.-+
get a `1qaz2sx3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm8ik,ol.0p;./-'=7410/8520*963.-+ mug for yo- no fuck off
Wake your ass up cause its time to go beast mode

`1qaz2sx3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm8ik,ol.0p;./-'=7410/8520*963.-+.

1qaz2wsx 3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm 8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]

Used when people are completely bored and out of their mind that they type every key on their keyboard.
Carl: I'm bored.
Jessica: Have you typed Qwerty?
Carl: I've typed

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poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qpalzmwoskxneudjcbryfhvvtg

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qwertyuiop

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zxcvbnm

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qwertyuiop

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zxcv

1234567890

0987654321

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Jessica: Have you tried 1qaz2wsx 3edc 4rfv 5tgb 6yhn 7ujm 8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=

Carl: No!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019