-1 base 

99 year old virgin who lives by yourself. get a lifeee.

Hey dude. ive been to -1 base. whats a vagina?

-1 base by forkinmylawn October 18, 2009

1/2 base 

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

1/2 base by grizzy411 July 26, 2012

1 1/2 base 

when a man and a woman love each other very much, and they want to express that love, there is a special handshake involved. The man will look longingly at the woman's right pinky-nail, and love it all the more. In turn, she will hide it from his sight, in order to save this lustful deed for marriage. However, if she is feeling frisky she will caress his clavical with her forefinger, thus the deed is done.

Not being brought up like a proper young lady, marcy gave in to 1 1/2 base.

Oh man, that chick just went to 1 1/2 base with me. Tomorrow I hope for 2 3/4 base. Yeaahh

1 1/2 base by marcyluvsyou August 14, 2008

1 googelplex base

The second highest base known. It is when God screws you in the arse and you gain his powers. You procede to screw everything on Earth, living or nonliving. You also grow a special third gender sex organ and Chuck Norris licks it while you do this. Then, the world explodes and the universe caves in on it self. You then defy Einstein's law and travel back in time and screw everything there. This causes a time paradox, which causes the already caved in universe to implode and God to begin speaking in Terminator quotes.

You: I just got to 1 googelplex base!

God: F**k you a$$hole.

1 googelplex base by mrfrycomics October 18, 2009

1,000,000,000,000th base

When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.

Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.

1,000,000,000,000th base by djdonutmastacoolniggerfool August 17, 2009

1,000,000,000th base 

You must have sex with Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris has reached this base, as God was the original title holder of this base.

Dude, I got 1,000,000,000th base last night!

Whole World; ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT GOD OF ALL WHO EXIST!

1,000,000,000th base by guesswhatchickenbuttrofl August 29, 2010

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

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