99 year old virgin who lives by yourself. get a lifeee.
Hey dude. ive been to -1 base. whats a vagina?
by forkinmylawn October 18, 2009
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Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."
by grizzy411 March 12, 2012
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The second highest base known. It is when God screws you in the arse and you gain his powers. You procede to screw everything on Earth, living or nonliving. You also grow a special third gender sex organ and Chuck Norris licks it while you do this. Then, the world explodes and the universe caves in on it self. You then defy Einstein's law and travel back in time and screw everything there. This causes a time paradox, which causes the already caved in universe to implode and God to begin speaking in Terminator quotes.
You: I just got to 1 googelplex base!

God: F**k you a$$hole.
by mrfrycomics October 18, 2009
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when a man and a woman love each other very much, and they want to express that love, there is a special handshake involved. The man will look longingly at the woman's right pinky-nail, and love it all the more. In turn, she will hide it from his sight, in order to save this lustful deed for marriage. However, if she is feeling frisky she will caress his clavical with her forefinger, thus the deed is done.
Not being brought up like a proper young lady, marcy gave in to 1 1/2 base.

Oh man, that chick just went to 1 1/2 base with me. Tomorrow I hope for 2 3/4 base. Yeaahh
by marcyluvsyou July 19, 2008
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