December 1

It’s the time we’re you lay in bed all’s ya and watch Tik tok because that’s probably what you do anyway

Mum: Lacey please get up for school now

Lacey: step up brat today is December 1st and I can lay in

Mum: ok love you

by Panda9178 November 8, 2019

December 1

National squeeze that ass day. You can go up to your girlfriends, friends. Not cousins or family that weird. But anyone else. NOBODY IS SAFE NOW(except family)

Boy:*squeezes friends ass
Girl:wtf

Boy:it’s cool it’s December 1st

Girl:damn well I guess today’s your lucky day

by Mrdoodoo.face December 1, 2019

December 1

Today is the day where you HAVE to give a bunch of hugs to your Gf/Bf/Crush

Y/N:Hugs ???
???:Umm thanks
Couple minutes later
Y/N:Hugs ??? Again
???:Okay
REPEAT A COUPLE TIMES
???:What's going on?!
Y/N:It's December 1st.

by Cheesy ChiChi November 27, 2019

December 1

International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day

After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.

Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!

by YouKnowTheVibesKid November 2, 2019

december 1

HOTTEST PERSON EVER. THEY ARE SO MMMM 😩😩
IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND BORN ON DECEMBER 1 YOU ARE LUCKY ASF

THEY ARE SO SEXY

never leave them

december 1

by bagels are swag July 21, 2021

december 1

national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie

me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s december 1

by i lovetheodore November 30, 2020

december 1

give a girl ur fat juicy cock because she desperately needs it day

it’s december 1 now i get my uncles fat juicy scrumptious cock

by tomatosauce3 November 13, 2020