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06/12/06 - elijah :) <3 

i love you so much and you're the best thing that has ever happened to me. you're the first person to make me believe in true love, you are someone that can actually make me feel so happy in 0.1 seconds, with literally no effort. if im having a bad day, and you're offline, thinking about you and our future makes me happy as hell. and and and, whenever i talk with you, you turn my bad days into good days and my good days into better days :D i am so incredibly thankful and blessed to have you in my life, everything about you is so perfect; your voice, your eyes, your personality, your cuteness, your heart, your soul, your smile :), the love you have for me, the way you're so protective about me, the way you make me feel so safe and comfortable.. and the way you make me smile like a whole damn idiot, and the way you talk to me about your problems, which shows that you trust me enough to talk with me about anything:D there were plenty more reasons to why you're so perfect, trust me <3. my biggest flex is having you. owning you. being yours. being loved by you. you're mine , and i'm yours :D <3. i promise to never lose feelings for you, nor to never leave you for some stupid reason. i love you so damn much, you don't even understand, and mi amor, if you're reading this.. damn. stop blushing, i know it made you smile flushed C: i love you, mi amor <33
his birthday is 06/12/06 - elijah :) <3 he's the love of MY (andreea's) life, nobody else can have him, nor can anyone else have me :D
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
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