06/12/06 - elijah :) <3

i love you so much and you're the best thing that has ever happened to me. you're the first person to make me believe in true love, you are someone that can actually make me feel so happy in 0.1 seconds, with literally no effort. if im having a bad day, and you're offline, thinking about you and our future makes me happy as hell. and and and, whenever i talk with you, you turn my bad days into good days and my good days into better days :D i am so incredibly thankful and blessed to have you in my life, everything about you is so perfect; your voice, your eyes, your personality, your cuteness, your heart, your soul, your smile :), the love you have for me, the way you're so protective about me, the way you make me feel so safe and comfortable.. and the way you make me smile like a whole damn idiot, and the way you talk to me about your problems, which shows that you trust me enough to talk with me about anything:D there were plenty more reasons to why you're so perfect, trust me <3. my biggest flex is having you. owning you. being yours. being loved by you. you're mine , and i'm yours :D <3. i promise to never lose feelings for you, nor to never leave you for some stupid reason. i love you so damn much, you don't even understand, and mi amor, if you're reading this.. damn. stop blushing, i know it made you smile flushed C: i love you, mi amor <33

his birthday is 06/12/06 - elijah :) <3 he's the love of MY (andreea's) life, nobody else can have him, nor can anyone else have me :D

06/12/06 - elijah :) <3 by andreea <3333 March 18, 2021

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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