8<

To be cut from a clan; a pair of scissors.

Dave Cannon = 8<
(Cannon was cut from 3D)

by c0r3y July 19, 2003

:-)8

1. This emoticon is bowtie man. Bowtie man is awesome.

Dude, :-)8 is freaking awesomer than you.

by CAPTAIN LOOPYHEAD January 19, 2011

8->

A tiny weiner.

The 8 is the balls.
The - is the tiny shaft.
The > is the nonexistant "mushroom"

It can also be used as a happy face.

The 8 is a pair of sunglasses.
The - is the nose.
The > is the mouth.

EX. 1
Robert: Heh. Joe has a 8->. He's not a man.
Steve: Haha!
Joe: What!?
Robert: ...
Steven: ...
Robert: You have a small dick.

EX. 2

Robert: Haha, Joe! You're so cool!
Steve: Yeah!
Joe: 8->
Robert: OMG! You have a tiny weiner!

by krazykushluk November 13, 2006

8.

The new emoticon I came up with like 65 seconds ago.

The 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.

Guy1: DUDE! I just won a million dollars.
Guy2: 8. Woah.

Guy1: DUDE! I just did your mom!
Guy2: 8.

by Petey Mik March 1, 2008

((8^(|)

That there is the donut-master himself, Homer Simpson. No idea where it came from, but I think it wasn't very well known.

Chatter 1: ((8^(|)
Chatter 2: What the hell is that?
Chatter 1: It's H0omer Simpson. Duh!
Chatter 2: I don't see it.
Chatter 1: Go screw yourself.

by EYanyo December 10, 2004

8=>

Symbol for "pointy" or sharp penis. Can also be written as:
8==>
8===>
and with more equals signs. More equals signs denotes more length.

Person 1: 8=>
Person 2: Your dick's pointy???

by John Argon July 13, 2006

8

The height a dick has to be in order to go on certain rides.

Hey you're not 8!

by mavurbster May 19, 2014