Literally the emoji embodiment of “Really Nigga.” Usually this emoji is used to express disappointment or secondhand embarrassment or being stressed. Most common way to use this emoji is when your friend says something so retarded that it makes you question your life.
Guy 1: Bro how the fuck do almonds make milk if they don’t have tits?
Guy 2: 🤦🏻 ♂️ Bruh what the fuck is wrong with you.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand