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Okay... You are bored. You are so vehemently bored that you actually decided to type out every single character on your small apple keyboard, including every "shift" version and every "alt" version and every "shift"+"alt" version.
Hey guys check this out: §±1!¡ 2@€™3£# 4$¢ 5%∞fi6^§fl7&¶‡8*•°9(ª·0)º‚-_–—=+≠±qQœŒwW∑„eE´‰rR®ÂtT†ÊyY¥ÁuU¨ËiI^ÈoOøØpPπ∏{“”}‘’aAåÅsSßÍdD∂ÎfFƒÏgG©ÌhH˙ÓjJ∆ÔkK˚lL¬Ò;:…Ú'"æÆ\|«»`~`ŸzZΩÛxX≈ÙcCçÇvV√◊bB∫ınN~ˆmMµ˜,<≤¯.>≥˘/?÷¿

qœŒw∑„e´‰r®Ât†Áu¨Ëi^ÈoøØpπ∏aåÅsßÍd∂ÎfƒÏg©Ìh˙Ój∆Ôk˚l¬ÒzΩÛx≈ÙcçÇv√◊b∫ın~ˆmµ˜

Final stage boredom. you are so bored that you typed the whole qwerty layout with every special character of it
Person one: bro iam soooooo bored leme just type: qœŒw∑„e´‰r®Ât†Áu¨Ëi^ÈoøØpπ∏aåÅsßÍd∂ÎfƒÏg©Ìh˙Ój∆Ôk˚l¬ÒzΩÛx≈ÙcçÇv√◊b∫ın~ˆmµ˜

Œ€„ ´ ‰fiˇflÁ‡¨°ˆ·Ø‚∏ Å€Í Î Ïfi˝flÓ‡Ô°·Ò‚∏ ¸€˛ Ç ◊fiıfl˜‡Â° 

Damn, you might have reached peak boredom.

Like, are you actually ok?

WHO IN THE DOUBLE FUCK TYPES THIS SHIT OUT oh wait nvm
You have reached god tier boredom. You can tell your friends that you're better than them now.

Go on.
You've earned it.
Judge: The juror will now plead his case against the accusations of the mass slaughter of over five-hundred people.
Defendant: Œ€„ ´ ‰fiˇflÁ‡¨°ˆ·Ø‚∏ Å€Í Î Ïfi˝flÓ‡Ô°·Ò‚∏ ¸€˛ Ç ◊fiıfl˜‡Â°
*Judge slumps over with blood oozing out of her empty eyesockets along with everyone else in the room*
*Defendant smiles, ˜Ø„ˆ˜˝ ˇÓŎ ÓˆÍ ÂÅÍÍ Â¨‰Î´‰Í „ˆÒÒ ÇØ˜ˇˆ˜¨´ Ó´ ˆÍ ˇÓ´ ϨÇˆ˜˝ ˝ØÎ ØÏ ˇÓˆÍ ∏ˆˇˆÒ´Í „Øˇ‰ÒÎ"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026