Okay... You are bored. You are so vehemently bored that you actually decided to type out every single character on your small apple keyboard, including every "shift" version and every "alt" version and every "shift"+"alt" version.
WHO IN THE DOUBLE FUCK TYPES THIS SHIT OUT oh wait nvm
You have reached god tier boredom. You can tell your friends that you're better than them now.
Go on.
You've earned it.
Judge: The juror will now plead his case against the accusations of the mass slaughter of over five-hundred people.
Defendant: Œ€„ ´ ‰fiˇflÁ‡¨°ˆ·Ø‚∏ Å€Í Î Ïfi˝flÓ‡Ô°·Ò‚∏ ¸€˛ Ç ◊fiıfl˜‡Â°
*Judge slumps over with blood oozing out of her empty eyesockets along with everyone else in the room*
*Defendant smiles, ˜Ø„ˆ˜˝ ˇÓŎ ÓˆÍ ÂÅÍÍ Â¨‰Î´‰Í „ˆÒÒ ÇØ˜ˇˆ˜¨´ Ó´ ˆÍ ˇÓ´ ϨLj˜˝ ˝ØÎ ØÏ ˇÓˆÍ ∏ˆˇˆÒ´Í „Øˇ‰ÒÎ"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'