“I play minecraft”

They have fast fingers and know how to use them.
Ayy man what those hands do?”
“i play minecraft”
“oooh he got fast fingers
by Simpmansimp May 08, 2021
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I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
by minemansimulator August 26, 2018
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Mom comes in.
kid be like: Get out of my room i am playing minecraft
by yiannis11x April 22, 2021
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