über drunk

Being so shitfaced that you can't possibly drive and need to call Über to pick yo drunk-ass up.

Yo dawg I don't remember how I got home last night, I must have been über drunk.

by Ik0804 March 17, 2015

UberDrunk

The type of drunk you get when knowing neither you or your friends will be driving that night. This usually is accompanied by a heavy pregame to justify why you can't drive to the bar in the first place.

Person 1: "Hey man, our Uber is only 4 minutes away"
Person 2: "I better pound this beer and see how many shots I can get in because it's going to be an UberDrunk night!"

by Schaffenator40 December 22, 2015