[douche bag]

A person who thinks there badass but actually in real life no one likes them. In fact, people talk about them when they're not there, and try their best to stay away from them. They are the type of people who say the most stupid things, which they think are cool. They think they are the shit, but in reality they are douche bags
God, arturo is such a douche bag.
by Cool guy9534343 December 30, 2008
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[douche bag]

a whore who lives in st pete fl named tabitha mancinelli...

or some one who is 2 faced and fucked up
by an anonymous bitch October 04, 2008
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douche bag

|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.


closely related to;; asshole
"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."
by twin. July 24, 2005
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somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
by Justin Hartless December 11, 2003
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Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.
by anonymous April 04, 2005
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Douche Bag
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth
Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.
by Anirowned December 16, 2005
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the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Bling Bling WBF August 05, 2003
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