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>:B is the single greatest "emoticon" ever created. Usage of >:B includes but is not limited to: showing extreme delight in a recent event, conveying mischievousness, and/or revealing that something is a joke.
Person 1: I just stole a peech.
Person 2: >:B

Person 1: I heard you cut the Intertubes connected to Iran.
Person 2: >:B

Person 1: Scientology.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: >:B
>:B by rj118 February 26, 2008
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The ultimate "smiley". Has roots with the words pie. The amount of win contained in this combination of letters and symbols has not been measured scientifically. Variations include <:B and :B. The word is best viewed with a font that perfectly aligns the > , : , and B . Such a font has not been found that can be downloaded.
Examples contain fail, this word can't have an example. >:B
>:B by Thy Merciful Bovine February 26, 2008

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A clever recreation of the ">.<" face. Look closely and you will notice the features of an actual human being. This adds so much character and life to the usual ">.<" the general population txts and IMs each other with. The genius who invented this will be forever remembered in history for making such a breakthrough in smiley txt technology.
He gets crazy when he drinks monster. d>.<b

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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:) 

C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:) better known as COCK AND BALL TORTURE EXTREME >:) is a ritual performed by a gang of jaquari (the plural of jaquarius) where it is the most painful or relieving form of masturbation ever and everyman wants this device in his back yard
charles: hey chad wan come to my backyard to get on so C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)
Chad: OMG YES GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE I WOULD LOVE TO EXPIERINCE THAT

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