/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.
/b/ is wonderful.
by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006
Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief.
by Speedie March 17, 2007
Rule 1 of the Internet: Do not talk about /b/.
Rule 2 of the Internet: Do NOT talk about /b/.
For those of you who don't already know, read on at your own risk and never mention it anywhere else.
/b/ is an image board on the infamous website 4chan. It has often been described as the toilet bowl of the internet; this is just the tip of the iceberg. /b/ is the darkest dungeon at the back of the darkest building at the end of the darkest street in the dirtiest toilet bowl in the unruliest prison.
Blue waffle, special fried rice, tubgirl, goatse and meatspin are all old material here, and common appearances include these along with pornographic/hentai renditions of every idea known to man (see Rule 34 of the Internet) and every disgusting sexual fetish conjured by man.
Don't destroy your eyes and brain, and don't force it on other people. Just one quick peek and you'll never forget it.
Rule 2 of the Internet: Do NOT talk about /b/.
For those of you who don't already know, read on at your own risk and never mention it anywhere else.
/b/ is an image board on the infamous website 4chan. It has often been described as the toilet bowl of the internet; this is just the tip of the iceberg. /b/ is the darkest dungeon at the back of the darkest building at the end of the darkest street in the dirtiest toilet bowl in the unruliest prison.
Blue waffle, special fried rice, tubgirl, goatse and meatspin are all old material here, and common appearances include these along with pornographic/hentai renditions of every idea known to man (see Rule 34 of the Internet) and every disgusting sexual fetish conjured by man.
Don't destroy your eyes and brain, and don't force it on other people. Just one quick peek and you'll never forget it.
If /b/ was the only punishment in court, the world would be free of war and crime.
Don't do it. Just DON'T.
Don't do it. Just DON'T.
by iDWANA January 10, 2012
It's just a fucking letter! However, the word is sometimes used to describe your friends or lovers and even to reply back to a compliment.
"You are looking damn sexy tonight!"
"Thanks B!"
"Hey B!"
"Hiya babe!"
"What you up to B?"
"Nothing much babe."
"Thanks B!"
"Hey B!"
"Hiya babe!"
"What you up to B?"
"Nothing much babe."
by Cloz1232 April 17, 2017
Get the --b mug.
>:B is the single greatest "emoticon" ever created. Usage of >:B includes but is not limited to: showing extreme delight in a recent event, conveying mischievousness, and/or revealing that something is a joke.
Person 1: I just stole a peech.
Person 2: >:B
Person 1: I heard you cut the Intertubes connected to Iran.
Person 2: >:B
Person 1: Scientology.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: >:B
Person 2: >:B
Person 1: I heard you cut the Intertubes connected to Iran.
Person 2: >:B
Person 1: Scientology.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: >:B
by rj118 February 26, 2008