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*&^%$#@! 

when you swear but want to cover it up. very difficult to pronounce but ill sound it out
(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
it always starts with * and ends with !
there it is now have a conversation with your *@#$@#$&^%^$%#$#! and have fun using this *^#! to do things
hey *$@!head you forgot to give me the money you owe me

why?

because i cant swear in front of teachers so in saying *&^%$#@!
*&^%$#@! by random porson October 24, 2019
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When somebody gets SOOOOO bored they stop using letters and decide to type the number symbols by holding shift and typing the symbols, BUT, they already did that, it gave them !@#$%^&*() so they type it backwards instead.
You got so bored you typed in )(*&^%$#@! in google.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! 

When you literally feel SO BORED you may as well end it all, and type this monster of a word into Google, and then realize it's too long and cut out the middle man by going straight to Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: I'm tired of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsdxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into Google, I'll try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!Shit, it's too long, I'll just try Urban Dictionary.

Guy 2: Hello, insane asylum. I would like to report a white adult male repeatedly typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into the Google search bar for entertainment. Actually, scratch that, he's gotten bored of that so he's moved onto qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! 

You've lost hope in humanity and yourself,haven't you?!
Man:qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!

Man 2:I don't even...

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321` 

The ultamite anatomy of the Urban DIctionary. This is the most unsearchable thing ever.
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` is when NInja is smashing his keyboard playing fortnite

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321QWEERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKIMJUNHYBGTVFRCDEXSWZAQ!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! 

Person 1: I just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321QWEERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKIMJUNHYBGTVFRCDEXSWZAQ!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! into Google!
Person 2: *dies*

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-09876543211qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1!@#$%^&*()_++_)(*&^%$#@! 

You have acended into keyboard godhood and typed this. You smashed your keyboard buttons to create this.

You are probably in school in Mr.Smith's history class and instead of going on Unblocked Games, you typed this.

I pity you.
You have acended into keyboard godhood and typed this. You are probably the most bored person in the universe.

John: Im bored, `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-09876543211qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1!@#$%^&*()_++_)(*&^%$#@!