by Reacharound47 September 11, 2010
The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
by SloggenDazs November 21, 2016
The art of thrusting a penis into another persons' butt cheeks while that other person is laying on their stomach watching Netflix.
A. The wife didn't want to be interrupted during Bridgerton, so she let me have a nanner sandwich.
B. SUSIE: Is the Nanner Sandwich an approved Catholic birth control method? CONNIE: Why yes it is!
THX KAYLA
B. SUSIE: Is the Nanner Sandwich an approved Catholic birth control method? CONNIE: Why yes it is!
THX KAYLA
by Dingybong August 6, 2021
The act of stealing something from another person. Nanner Snatching is usually referred to steal another's boyfriend or girlfriend, however, it can also be used for thieving in general.
by Nanner Snatched September 29, 2010
Buck Nanners - Is the act of going nuts and or crazy in a situation. It can also be used to describe something that is perceived as crazy or hilarious. It is a slight adaptation from the word nanners which is derived from calling something or someone bananas, which points to the fact that something or someone is crazy or "bananas". The buck comes in to give it that extra push to refer to a crazy "buck" just jumping around and going crazy, goring people with its antlers. To at which end people are just astounded at the craziness that has been witnessed and are at a loss for words. This can be explained by using the phrase buck nanners.
Dude, did you see that guy last night at the bar?
Oh yeah, the one that took 21 shots for his 21st birthday?
Yeah man, he stood up on a table and pissed on the floor, then puked all over that bachelorette party.
I don't remember that part, damn. That guy went strait up buck nanners.
Oh yeah, the one that took 21 shots for his 21st birthday?
Yeah man, he stood up on a table and pissed on the floor, then puked all over that bachelorette party.
I don't remember that part, damn. That guy went strait up buck nanners.
by Nanners February 18, 2017
The act of dipping ones penis in a frosty before the act of oral sex to give both parties a refreshing treat!
Note: this is a Wendy's exclusive, other frozen treats simply will not suffice.
Note: this is a Wendy's exclusive, other frozen treats simply will not suffice.
by E-wrek January 21, 2020
by embieria March 12, 2014