When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.
I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.
by WillytMU November 28, 2012
Who raped your mom? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER
Who conceived you? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER
Who created the universe? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER
Who can knock Chuck Norris the fuck out? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER
Who conceived you? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER
Who created the universe? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER
Who can knock Chuck Norris the fuck out? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER
by Aramanon January 19, 2009
This only happens once a year, usually on the fourth of July. A man and a woman join in sexual relations, and the man dips his man meat in caramel and he puts it in the freezer and waits for the caramel to harden. Then the woman lays on the floor and the man gets running start, then at full speed he rams the woman in her shitnozzle. He will then proceed to push the woman around on her face, thus the name "Rusty-crusty bulldozer".
by Jawsh2882 August 22, 2010
Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.
I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018
When a man is drinking a Guinness in one hand and giving it to his wife from behind, when their children burst into their room. The wife screams and tries to get them to leave and thrashes her arms about and the man buckles down, grips her tightly under her stomach with his free arm and, without withdrawing, charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.
Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child
by Irish Mercutio October 24, 2010
A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.
Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.
This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.
This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
by DJsaladman June 22, 2018