"You're" Syndrome 

A syndrome that is caught when someone is around a Grammar Nazi who always corrects incorrect usage of "your" for "you're." After being around Grammar Nazis, people will oftentimes develop a case of "You're" Syndrome.

These people will use "you're" regardless of context, including when "your" is actually the appropriate word. This is an act of carelessness and/or misunderstanding.

Person 1: Hey, can I use you're computer?
Person 2: You want to use I'm computer?
Person 1: No, I want to use you're computer.
Person 2: Wrong form of "you're." "You're" is only used in place of "you are."
Person 1: What do you mean? I thought it was always "you're."
Person 2: Dude, you've got a severe case of "You're" Syndrome.

"You're" Syndrome by Firestar493 April 26, 2013

Your/You're Syndrome

One of the world's most common disease. One in three children are born with this. People with Your/You're Syndrome have a hard time figuring the difference between your and you're. People with this disease will always make this mistake even if they know the difference. As of right now, the only cure is to slap someone in the face until they are cured.

Gerardo: Hey dude, have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: What?

Gerardo: Have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: Ummm, it's YOUR not you're, learn the difference!
Gerardo: I do know the difference, guess I have your/you're syndrome.
Marco: Guess i need to punch you in the face.........

Your/You're Syndrome by pornfreakk July 26, 2011

You're looking a bit down... syndrome

You're looking a bit down... syndrome possibly one of the most deadliest insults to man. This insult alone is capable of making a man have down syndrome. Every time somebody uses this insult the person you're insulting loses a chromosome and goes mentally fucking stupid. Caution using this insult may result in horrible results.

Remember using the "You're looking a bit down... syndrome" insult can result in bad results, Thank You!
Andrew: * Walks up to Zach *

Andrew: "Hey Zach what's up?"
Zach: "Oh I'm just kind of sad"
Andrew: "Yeah, I noticed you're looking a little down... syndrome"
Zach: * Has seizure and goes retarded *

You're looking a bit down... syndrome by AndrewPeepee May 30, 2018