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"Boy"friend

The irritating pain in that that lives with you or your parents. The type that talks shit about every one he knows to you. Then turns around and talks shit about you to all those supposed friends he just said he can't stand an hour ago. Probably has no ability to drive a car or the car you need to do so. It's called a "Man" card. Has probably been in jail more than one time and has no desire to fix his own problems. The one that calls you from work (if he even has a job) bitching about how he hates his life, but thinks every one should worship the damn ground he walks on because he's dank is so good. Has no goals in life, but has the woman/family/grandparent it lives with make most of the money in the house, on top of trying to support their own self threw college. If the person supporting the home goes to college there a looser because they arn't making the same wage to support his life style. To want to better a carrier in a Medical Profession lets say for instance. Seriously, to tolerate some one like this you would have to have a strong sense of "crazy" to have thought it would work. The same type that sits on it's ass constantly, then gives you crap for wanting to take some needed R&R.
"Boy"friend' is tired and weak sauce.
Sick of the "Boy"friend.
*knock at the Door*
W: Hi, how are you?
M: *With the most beautiful flowers in hand* I'm Good, I came hear to see if you would like to go out and have some dinner with me this weekend. i know we worked together before and I really liked you, but it took some time for me to say some thing. Even when I installed your water I was choked up and couldn't.
W: I'm kind of in a relationship. He lives here with me.
M: Some guys have all the luck. You look amazing still.
W: Thanks man, but I'm sorry I can't I have a "Boy"friend.
*"Boy"friend calls*
*Your child picks up the phone*
C: Guess what? Theirs a dude at the door with flowers asking mommy on a date.
*Child brings you the phone*
"Boy"friend: Get that monkey off my porch. He shouldn't be coming to my door asking out my woman.
W: Calm it. I didn't even say yes.
"Boy"friend: You won't talk to me like I'm a dog you fucking bitch. Who the fuck do you think you are.
W: I'm not the one cursing.

"Boy"friend: Naw, fuck that you won't... and you won't...
W: Wow, sounds like with you I'll have no life at all. Backstabbing to people you claim to love, rude, selfish, lack morals but try to enforce what you think they are on others. You let your people trash my place with out helping and never back up your promises. Your lame. Your weaksauce and they were right. You don't love at all. BTW I paid for that house ass.
*hangs up*
"Boy"friend by IsthatAstart May 5, 2010
Words you can keep

Boyfriend 

A boy who makes you feel like he can give you the stars. A boy you believe only sees you.
A boy who gives you that "I have to pee" feeling even though that isn't true at all. Someone you would do anything for, someone you believe would do anything for you and would never hurt you. the one person who can make you feel beautiful. a person who can also make you feel insecure. Someone who makes you feel a serge of electricity every time you touch.
The amazing feeling you get when your boyfriend kisses you on the cheek.

The way you feel complete when your boyfriend moves the hair out of your face.

The way you feel when your boyfriend looks into your eyes.
Boyfriend by Ms. Mars February 11, 2012

Boyfriend 

a guy who is there to make you feel loved, he's basically your best friend
Damnnnnnn my boyfriend is the bestttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!
Boyfriend by hi(:( December 20, 2017

Boyfriend 

the Person you always go to when you are sad mad or happy. The person who will never judge you. The person who is there for u through thick and thin. You can count on him to make you feel loved. Always ready to hold you in their arms and shower u with kisses.
Boyfriend by Kaylaaaaaaa October 20, 2018

Boyfriend 

Something I'll never have, but help my friends get all the time.........
Karen: I finally got a boyfriend!
Jane: that's exciting!
Karen: yeah! Without Sam's help I'd never snag him!
Sam: woo'hooo....
Boyfriend by GOLFINGxForME2016 December 5, 2019

boyfriend 

A lover and potential husband whom admires you for who you are. A male whom you can be completely honest with and is willing to support your decisions, because he trusts you. Knowing him makes you a better person. And being with him makes you smile :-)
My boyfriend took my friends and I to dinner to celebrate my promotion.
boyfriend by bl0ndieNYC April 12, 2011

boyfriend 

One of the most important and special people in your life, you want to always heard their voice and be by their side. A person who you can trust, love and go to when in need.
boyfriend by jonezy101 June 28, 2009
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